The Hormone Guide
I received this via email today and just had to share!
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this – Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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DANGEROUS |
SAFER |
SAFEST |
ULTRA SAFE |
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What’s for dinner? |
Can I help you with dinner? |
Where would you like to go for dinner? |
Here, have some wine. |
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Are you wearing that? |
You sure look good in brown! |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
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What are you so worked up about? |
Could we be overreacting? |
Here’s my paycheck. |
Here, have some wine. |
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Should you be eating that? |
You know, there are a lot of apples left. |
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? |
Here, have some wine. |
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What did you DO all day? |
I hope you didn’t over-do it today. |
I’ve always loved you in that robe! |
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OMG – You have me crackin’ up. I didn’t realize you had this blog, but I’m so glad I saw your post on FB about it. Thanks for the laughs!
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Generally I do not post on sites, although I’d like to state that this post seriously forced me to take some action! nice post.